12 October 2011

You don't want to sit in my cooter sweat, right?

That's why I wipe down the equipment after I use it at the gym. So why don't y'all wipe your ball/ass sweat off after you're done using something? I'm asking you, denizens of LA Fitness in Uptown Minneapolis.

Tonight at the gym I had to clean about 50 percent of the equipment I used. That's too fucking much, goddammit. Y'all are disgusting. I'm not your mom. It is not my job to clean up after you. Why do you have to be such an inconsiderate asshole?

I hope your pet/child/roommate shits in your shoes.

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