Shit, I know I am. Tonight was my nephew's first football game of the season. Unfortunately, I was a mosquito buffet and had to leave at half time. I have bites everywhere -- including my ass and inner thigh. Am I gonna be classy the next few days or what?
Tomorrow is my fantasy football draft, and I'm expecting big things for The Bob Saget Fan Club. Last year was the first time I didn't make the playoffs and I still ended up with $50 coming to me. I must have a pretty good spot in the draft, but I honestly don't know where I'm drafting yet. These hippie stoner motherfuckers don't have their shit very together. I'm sure I'll know ... well, when it's my turn, anyway.
If all that wasn't enough, Golden Gopher Football! starts Thursday. Pretty sweet football week, all things considered.