Tonight at the gym, I was switching my attention between CNN and college basketball on ESPN (eat it, Purdue!) while doing cardio. The teasers for Larry King Live were all about José Canseco.
You may or may not have heard that Mark McGwire admitted using steroids for a decade while playing baseball. Including the season he broke the home run record. I gotta tell you, I was shocked -- SHOCKED, I say!
Fast forward to the game being over (again, eat it, Purdue!. I turn my full attention to CNN. Apparently, Canseco canceled at the last minute because he was having a breakdown and was emotionally drained and tired of having to defend himself.
Man, if I was José Canseco, I would have gone on Larry King Live and shown my bare ass to America while singing Grace Adler's Mom's "Told ya so," song. I would have gloated my motherfucking ass off.
Speaking of McGwire, have you seen his neck? Kids, DON'T TAKE STEROIDS. Dammit. I can't find a good picture. It's totally gross, though.