03 December 2009

Hey, you wanna win something?

It's the first-ever (I think) contest at I was told there would be bacon. What an exciting day!

After I reviewed popchips! last month, Buzz Marketing Manager Corinne said that if I wanted to do a giveaway this month, they would send a mixed case of 24 single-serve bags of popchips! to the winner.

It took me this long to come up with an idea, because I suck and am not creative. My idea really isn't creative, either. But what can you do? Work has made my brain melty, so you're lucky I even remembered to come up with an idea. Besides, you can try to win stuff, right? Who doesn't love free stuff?

Since the prize is food and 'tis the season of eating, I thought you all could submit your food-themed haiku. Depending on how many entries I get, I might choose my favorites and then give y'all the opportunity to choose the winner. I just have to figure out how to do a poll (help?).

Submit your entries in the comments of this post, or e-mail them to iwastoldtherewouldbebacon@gmail.com. Maybe I should set a limit? No more than three haiku per person. The deadline is Thursday, December 10 at midnight central. Voting will commence shortly after, I suppose. And I'll even throw in a runner-up prize of Bacon Salt-y things I have around the house.

So, what are you waiting for? Make me laugh, jerks.


Jake Good said...

bacon fills the air
palpable whiffs teasing
like last nights whiskey

Jess said...

And we're off to a most excellent start!

Bill From Gainesville said...

love pop chip contest,
but my true desire for this:
bacon salty things

Becky said...

I like winning shit...
What the fuck is a popchip?
Bring it on, sucka.

Umbrella said...

Where haikus come from
I don't think they eat bacon
Culinary fail

Stephanie said...

I'm so glad I learned
At an early age how to
Turn off my full switch.

In snacks, what I want
Is barbecue flavor first,
Then it's Donette time.

I have shaped our youth:
Lo, place French fry in milkshake.
Best babysitter.

Reuben said...

Tired of greasy chips,
I yearn for something better.
Popchips save the day.

Reuben said...

Since when the contests?
Didn't know there would be food.
I hope Jess likes me.

Please forgive me, Jess,
for all my snarky comments.
I know you don't drool.

Jess said...

Dude, I totally drool.

I really need to get on figuring out how to include a poll so the people can choose a winner(s).