15 December 2009

Gym conversation.

Jess, to the people behind the front counter: Two of the three toilets in the women's locker room are unusable.

Woman who, as far as I know, does not work at the gym: And why is that?

Jess: Blood and/or feces, smeared all over the seats.

Gym Dude 1: [sarcasm]Sweet![/sarcasm]

Gym Dude 2: Shit.

Jess: Exactly.