Becky! Her profanity-laced haiku came in with 57 votes, which was 57 percent of the total. Here's her entry, once again:
I like winning shit...
What the fuck is a popchip?
Bring it on, sucka.
I'm not entirely sure what the folks at popchips! will think of the cursing, but what can you do? They said there were no rules on their part.
The runner-up, with 35 votes (29 percent of the total), was Reuben. Reuben will receive a fabulous Bacon Salt prize pack from yours truly. His entry, in case you forgot:
Tired of greasy chips,
I yearn for something better.
Popchips save the day.
Congratulations and thanks to everyone for participating. Becky and Reuben, if you could e-mail your contact information to email@example.com, I can get to work on getting you your prizes. Or at least getting Reuben his prize. Becky's prize is on popchips.