You remember the ThighMaster, don't you?
In the course of my completely legitimate research today (seriously, I'm getting paid to do this shit ... well, I sometimes get paid for it), I came across a product that reminded me of the ThighMaster. It's called the PelvicToner.
Apparently, you need the equivalent of the ThighMaster for your cooter to really properly work your pelvic floor. Kegels are no longer sufficient, ladies.