What is it with these younger, female trainers at Bally? They fucking love them some fake hair. And not just any fake hair -- really, really bad fake hair.
The Trainer who looks like a monchichi has had many a weave/wig/extension while she's been the Bally. Quite honestly, I thought her shit was the worst I'd ever seen. Oh, how wrong I was. The trainer who originally set me up for my free training session went out and got herself some sort of horse-hair monstrosity.
It's a damn shame, because she had cute hair. It was about chin length and thick. Some days it was curly, others straight. Still others she wore it somewhere in between.
But tonight, her hair was suddenly halfway down her back. And thin and stringy, with a bump right at the base of her skull. It looked ridiculous. I had to work so hard not to laugh out loud at her. It was tough not to stare, too. I wanted to ask if she'd lost a bet. Because I could not imagine why she'd be wearing whatever that thing was. It was so. bad. I don't know how you look at yourself in the mirror and think, "Damn! I look good."