It's my dad's birthday today. However, he is out of the country at the moment, so I cannot wish him well today. He's busy drinking beer (and buying me neat presents, I hope) with my mom in Ireland, so I'm fairly certain he's having a great birthday.
There's someone to whom I can give birthday wishes, though. Someone who might even see them!
So, Happy Birthday to long-time reader, commenter, (one-time? occasional? really, really infrequent?) contributor at IDYFT, NFL running back, lover of boobies and clever deducer of identities behind my super-secret blog nicknames, Jerious Norwood.