05 May 2009

Why?

Why do I always seem to wear skirts on windy days? I'm certain that everyone in the parking lot does NOT need to see my ass.

Why do I let the spiders in my apartment live so they can kill other bugs if they're not going to kill the ants in my kitchen? Fucking douchebags.

Why does my hair only look awesome on days I'm going to be at work and the gym and no one who matters will see me?

Why won't Brett Farve just GO THE FUCK AWAY ALREADY? Fucking douchebag.

8 comments:

Jen said...

Was wondering when you were going to mention Brett Favre. I know how much you love him.

Sigivald said...

Not so much "need" to see your ass, I suppose.

But what's wrong with giving the world a treat now and then?

Jess said...

So ... maybe if I moon Brett Favre, everyone wins?

Little Ms Blogger said...

You forgot to add - why does my hair look great the day before and day of my haircut.

Love the rant about ants...

Jess said...

Totally! Except my hair always looks like ass on the day I get it cut. I mean, if I'm going to have it washed to get the color out, I'm not going to bother doing anything to it myself.

Emily said...

Better than a wrap dress. I have a few that are prone to fly open on windy days.

Jess said...

Have you heard of Hollywood Fashion Tape, Emily?

Granted, I tend to use it more to keep my tits under wraps, but it totally works for keeping a wrap dress closed or for holding up a fallen hem on pants. I love that shit.

Jodi Bluebird said...

Yes. Bret Favre--go away.