To bring back the side ponytail. You heard it here first.
And it is totally okay, because I wasn't in on the trend the first time around. My hair was too short in the side ponytail's heyday to even consider doing such a thing.
I was kind of shocked at how awesome my hair looked in my side ponytail last night. And everyone loved it. Okay, so maybe I'll modify it a bit, but still, it will be a side ponytail.
Oh, and also -- people need to stop telling me I should get a breast reduction.