1. Prison is unpleasant.
2. Acid-washed denim jackets not only still exist, but they are also just the thing to pull together your Easter outfit. If you're a fashion-challenged, middle-aged man.
3. If during the Intercession there is a prayer for the "sick and aged" and you were watching Arrested Development the night before where George Michael said something about "the sick, aged and gross" you will bust out laughing.