I don't understand why or how it happens, but people leave shit in the lockers at the gym fairly often. Nearly six months ago, I wrote about someone leaving a nice, black bra in a locker at the gym. I still do not understand how you could realize you've left your sweet bra somewhere and not go back to get it.
At least that long ago, and I think longer (I really can't remember a time when they weren't there), there was a locker holding a pair of khaki shorts and a purple thong. Almost every. damn. time. I went to put my shit in a locker, I would open that one and see those leftover clothes and feel my urge to kill rising ... rising ... rising!
Fast forward to today, and once I get done working out, the shorts and thong have migrated out of the locker. Quite frankly, I'm surprised it took six months for those nasty, dirty drawers to crawl out to freedom.
Because you know those aren't clean. You probably changed out of your shorts and thong into proper gym shorts and undies that won't give you an accidental episiotomy while you're working out. Then maybe you wear your gym clothes home, because you're not going to bother showering at the gym, as it is fucking nasty.
But how do you not realize that you've forgotten your stuff and look for it the next time you're at the gym? I don't get it. Also, I don't get how the staff will come in and cut a lock off a lock that's been on a locker overnight, but they won't take shit out of lockers that has been there for months. Then again, I wouldn't want to touch anyone's dirty drawers that were left behind.
I probably should have showered in bleach, with a Brillo pad, huh?