Dear Swervey McWeaverson,
Thanks for the slow driving, random swerving, speeding and cutting me off with that un-signaled, last-minute exit. It is impossible to tell if you were drunk, getting road head or if you are simply a craptastically shitty driver. Whatever the reason, you made my drive home from working late a terribly exciting adventure.
When you inevitably die in a fiery crash, I hope you don't take anyone else with you.
Lick my ass,