Or the assholes. Or apparently those with poor enough fashion sense to wear white socks with black dress shoes. Is that part of the fucking uniform?
It's terribly sad that building management had post bathroom etiquette tips on the inside door of each stall. These women need to be told that paper towels go in the trash? They need to be told not to throw used tampon applicators on the floor? They need to be told the bathroom is not a phone booth? I was a little delighted by the slightly sarcastic note at the bottom of the list that said to Google "bathroom etiquette" should readers need more tips, because you'd be amazed at what you can learn! Man, that ain't going to help these women.
Apparently reading must not be a strong suit, since a member of the white-socks-with-black-dress-shoes brigade was in the last stall calling a bank or some such. I hope the party on the other end heard my flush. It's the least I can do, you know? I can also hope she drops her phone in the toilet. After she's used it. Careful fishing it out -- you don't want to touch the poo.