02 December 2008

Now playing on Toilet Radio.

Christmas music.

I'd like to die now, please.

7 comments:

Brian in Mpls said...

I am already sick of it too I was at the mall yesterday and wanted to rip my ears out of my head

Little Ms Blogger said...

You have to give kudos for the music not starting prior to Thanksgiving.

Jess said...

I might be inclined to hand out kudos for restraint if I was a decent person. However, I'm a horrible, Scrooge-y, dead-inside bitch so no dice.

Besides, I can't say for sure it didn't start before Thanksgiving. It's not nonstop Christmas music (thank the Baby Jebus); just Christmas songs inserted along with the regular playlist.

.::~P~::. said...

...I've been hearing Christmas music in shopping centers and on the radio since literally mid-October.

MID-OCTOBER!

There was Halloween decorations with random Christmas music.

Ppl in Ottawa, Canada suck I suppose....

Jess said...

Despite this disturbing revelation, I refuse to believe it is possible for anything about Canada or Canadians to suck.

Ezekiel Barzillai Smythe said...

My sister had a Christmas CD playing at her house yesterday. I was ready to vomit the whole time until George Michael suddenly came on ("Last Christmas"). All of my woes disappeared! Weird!

Jess said...

I read this right before I hopped in the shower when I got home from the gym -- I've been singing "Last Christmas," ever since.

There are Christmas songs I don't hate. I love "Last Christmas." I'd add "Blue Christmas" (Elvis version ... or Porky Pig in a pinch), "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree," maybe Madonna's "Santa Baby," and of course, Band Aid's "Do They Know It's Christmas."

The key is small, well-timed doses.