19 December 2008

I approve of:

Old men at the gym working out in Members Only jackets.

Sure, it's not a unitard. Nor is it a pair of hot pink, leopard print spandex pants. It's not even a star-spangled Speedo.

But there is something undeniably delightful about seeing a Members Only jacket being worn by someone who is absolutely not trying to be ironic and who has no idea how much money some stupid hipster fuckstick would pay for said jacket.

3 comments:

Emily said...

Ugh . . . hipsters. They could never, ever be as cool as that old man.

Krista said...

I haven't visited your blog for at least a couple of days (possibly even a week) but I needed a definate uplift tonight. The words, "fuckstick, fuckwads, & douchenozzles" have gotten me laughing my ass off. Thanks for the pick-me-up! I hate Christmas. Can you tell me where to buy a very ugly sweater? For some reason, I like to worsen my mood and torment myself by hanging up Christmas lights, decking the house in holiday decor, and turning on the Christmas music. I need me a sweater. It would top off the holidays for sure!

Jess said...

Seriously. They will never exude the effortless cool of the old man rocking his (shiny!) Members Only jacket.

Glad I could help with your mood, Krista. I was thinking of wearing my sweater last night to the party we had with our cousins. I am also considering wearing it today to my dad's family Christmas.

You should totally check out second-hand stores. I know it's shocking, but people sometimes get rid of these gems. I know! It's crazy.