It's just barely into the second quarter of the first football game of the afternoon on November 2 and I've seen TWO Christmas-themed commercials for Garmin, complete with their bastardization of "Carol of the Bells." And there's a fucking snowman on their homepage. Fucking delightful.
As I was typing the previous paragraph, there was a Christmas commercial for MasterCard. I saw a huge display of Christmas cards at Target nearly two weeks ago.
HALLOWEEN WAS TWO DAYS AGO, ASSHOLES.
It's pretty clear to me that I'm going to go on some sort of murderous rampage shortly after Thanksgiving if this bullshit keeps up. Unless I already gouge out my eyeballs and slit my wrists first. Whatever makes it stop.