Fuck off, Hollywood. 'Greatest American Hero' flies again? Believe it or not, yes
Making a movie version of The Greatest American Hero is bad enough. But why stop there? I mean, there have been so many shitty movie versions of TV shows I loved as a kid. Let's make it worse, shall we?
I want to do the same thing with the 'A-Team' movie. John Singleton is directing the 'A-Team' and settling in on casting, we have been looking at Bruce Willis, Woody Harrelson and Ice Cube but I'd want the original guys to feel welcome. And we're also doing '21 Jump Street.' It'd be amazing to get Johnny [Depp] back in ... I mean, if he'll come! He's not exactly looking for a job.
No. No. NO. Please go straight to Hell, Stephen J. Cannell. Why must everything I loved as a kid (or a teen) be ruined? WHY? Also: Woody Harrelson? Really? What. The. Fuck. Ever. (via Jezebel)
Fuck off, Prince. Gay marriage and doing 'whatever you want' is wrong, says Prince
Literally thumping the Bible is an especially nice touch. You know the Bible has been used to justify all kinds of hate and intolerance over the centuries, right? Like, oh, slavery? Treating women as second-class citizens? War?
Someone needs to watch the clip of President Bartlett totally pwning a conservative radio host who uses the bible to bash gays.
Fuck off, Coldplay fans. A chilly start, the Coldplay was hot
For Christ's sake, it wasn't like the Jon Bream's review said the show was terrible. Or that Coldplay blew donkey balls. I especially like the douche in the comments who said the next review should be done by a "real" Coldplay fan. Go to a fucking fansite if that's what you want. Critics critique. It's their job.
Also, they're not even doing "Trouble" anymore? FAIL. You're not even a poor man's Bono, Chris Martin and your band will never be more than a fourth-rate U2.
Wow. So much crankiness. I've got PMS and a cold. Cha-ching! However, on my way home from work this afternoon, Mary Lucia was zoning in on my brainwaves as always. She played the very first Elbow song I ever heard, Any Day Now. And I am now filled with happiness and light. In fact, here is the entire album, Asleep in the Back.