13 August 2008

Wednesday treat.

Mmmmmmmmmmm ... sports porn.

Photo by Nick Laham, Getty Images

11 comments:

Emily said...

Ooh, yum.

It looks like they're all at serious risk of a wardrobe malfunction a la Janet Jackson; wouldn't that be an international incident?

scargosun said...

I love how Phelps wears his little swimming outfit so low when he is out of the water.

*sigh*

Jess said...

Ryan Lochte's is even lower, and he's actually cute!

I would be down with a wardrobe malfunction, even though I generally prefer to have something left to the imagination when it comes to the mens' bodies. Nekkidness certainly has its place. Like when I'm participating in it. Otherwise, keep your pants (just barely) on.

Regardless, tt certainly would be better than having to see Janet's droopy ol' tit.

Emily said...

I agree, Phelps is sort of a butterface; but sometimes you can't tell when he has his little cap and googles on. Plus the abs serve as a distraction.

Jess said...

Totally agree on the swim cap and goggles.

Muffy Willowbrook said...

THANK YOU!

Jess said...

Oh, honey. It was my pleasure.

I'm still marvelling over how precariously low Lochte's suit is.

JP said...

hot hot hot hot... i love sports porn..

wait, that is why i watch sports.

Jess said...

See, sports porn is an added side benefit of liking sports for me. Or maybe not. My past is riddled with athletes -- mostly football and basketball players, but there is also at least one baseball player, a hockey player who was actually drafted and even a soccer player now.

Emily said...

I hope people start getting directed to your site when they Google "sports porn" now.

My favorite recent hit was from someone Googling "androgynous haircut."

Jess said...

That's better than bacon fucking or aunt fucking, both from which I get entirely many visits.

Just yesterday I got another hit from someone searching to find out whether or not Jerious Norwood likes big titties. Honestly. Didn't you get your answer a week ago?