I had some time to read Jezebel today and came across this gem of a post. Goodness gracious, whatever would we do without Allure to tell us how to shower? Shit. There's even a video on the website!
Turns out I've been doing it all wrong, especially the shampoo and conditioner part. Stupid long, curly hair. You're making me shower incorrectly. Oh, I'll never learn.