That you're doing the couples workout thing. Though, I was terribly pleased to be spared any PDA. I suppose you could have been one of those couples, walking around the track, holding hands. Or God forbid, the girl in my yoga class one Saturday morning whose boyfriend came in while the class was dispersing for chit chat and kisses. What the fuck is this, junior high? Gyms should have a no kissing policy.
So, yeah, there was no PDA. But dudes -- matching workout clothes? The matchy-matchy thing is bad enough, but y'all had to take it up a notch, didn't you? Oh yes. You had to have matching Carolina basketball t-shirts, didn't you? *shakes head sadly* What I wouldn't have given to have one of the unitard guys around to provide a little delightfulness to my Sunday workout.
Side note: I'd totally forgotten about the Dish Network installation on Friday and was all, "CNN? SportsCenter? What's going on?" when I stepped on the treadmill. Sure, SportsCenter was over right after I arrived and Pro Bowling (not a looker in that bunch) followed. Still, I think bowling is better than some stupid infomercial or whatever.