21 January 2008

An equation.

Wrong sports bra + University of South Carolina t-shirt featuring the word "Cocks" splashed across the tits = One Classy Broad whose pects and upper back are killing her.

Lesson learned: Do not pack your gym bag after two Bloody Marys.

10 comments:

Frank said...

Classy indeed.

I made my own equation this past weekend by packing A) a white track jersey with B) an improperly sealed bottle of red Gatorade.

Luckily I was able to trade for a new one, because if there's another thing in the list of long things I don't need in my life, it's the nickname "Fabulous Flaming Frank."

Jess said...

Ooooh, crisis averted. Now, if it was blue Gatorade, it may have been an entirely different story.

Brian in Mpls said...

I love doing stuff like that after a few cocktails...it freezes a moment in time my drunk thought process and I always get a laugh out of it

Jen said...

Did I give you that shirt?

Jess said...

You know it, sister! I offended an old man at the grocery store with it last summer.

Oddly, though, I get fewer comments on it than I do on my Yoo-hoo t-shirt. Weird.

crushthemall said...

HOT.

Boobs. Cocks.

I smell a porno!

Jess said...

Ew. Not at the gym. God knows what you could catch there. *shudder*

Jen said...

That's awesome! I totally forgot about that until I saw this post. See around here, noone says anything about a girl wearing a Cocks shirt.

abbersnail said...

Yeah, I own that shirt. My dad bought it for me when I enrolled there. It wasn't one of his finer moments.

Jess said...

I like the idea of people thinking it's something it isn't. Like that old man at the snooty grocery store. Way to be offended by a college mascot, Grandpa. Also, you'd never have seen it if you weren't looking at my boobs, pervert.