Does the Lord count as a person? What if it's my Jesus statue?
I came across this little tidbit in my daily visit to Jezebel yesterday. Oooh, a quiz! I love quizzes. I took this one. My results?
Many people are not aware of how their alcohol consumption compares to that of the general public. More than 91.5% of the general adult American population and 98% of women consume fewer drinks per week than you reported consuming.
Sure, I'm a much better drunk than most women, but I really have some catching up to do with the general public. Also, those people are dirty fucking liars. I find it hard to believe that most people I know are the exception to the rule. My world isn't that insular.
And God forbid you're a woman and you drink. It's perfectly okay for men to have a few drinks a day, but if you're a woman? OH MY GOD. You're going to die a horrible, horrible death from breast cancer or something else, you awful, drunk slut. Fuck off, science.
Now, where's my flask?