05 January 2008

DO NOT WANT: Old people sex.

It is Day One of the NFL Playoffs and I think I have seen roughly 1,000 Cialis commercials. I highly doubt I can deal with, what, three more weeks of this?

I will never understand the randomly-placed, side-by-side claw foot bathtubs featured in these commercials. Look, you're old and have problems getting it up. You should probably stick to doing it in a bed or at the very least, in your own house. If you're going to try something with bathtubs a foot apart in a meadow, someone is going to break a hip. A priaprism is probably the least of your worries at that point, Grandpa.

8 comments:

Brian in Mpls said...

I want old people sex!!!

Big Blue Monkey said...

To Quote 30 Rock: "It's Not a Lemon Party without old Dick."

(If that joke didn't resonate, feel free to Google Search "Lemonparty". You probably shouldn't, but now you are curious, yeah?)

Jess said...

I nearly peed when I heard that. God, that show rules so fucking hard.

However, I would advise you, dear readers, to NOT Google "lemon party." You'll have your own case of DO NOT WANT on your hands if you do.

Muffy Willowbrook said...

You are hilarious!

Jen said...

Re 30 Rock - I too agree. Liz Lemon is my hero.

And those Cialis commercials make me long for the days of Viagra and Bob Dole.

Jess said...

Amen, sister.

I can't remember which ED drug they were for, but there were some spots a few years back with a guy throwing footballs through a tire swing. The visuals combined with the ad copy made for some awesome unintentional hilarity. Bring those back!

Frank said...

It seems to me that drugs like Cialis are very one-sided, because it seems like the last thing old women want is to get screwed again. "I thought I was done with all that when he turned 50. I'm supposed to be making cookies and knitting...not watching that old bag shuffle towards me with a trouser tent and a glint in his eye."

(I just found your blog today...and damn, it's hilarious)

Jess said...

Hahahahahaha. Those poor old ladies.