It is Day One of the NFL Playoffs and I think I have seen roughly 1,000 Cialis commercials. I highly doubt I can deal with, what, three more weeks of this?
I will never understand the randomly-placed, side-by-side claw foot bathtubs featured in these commercials. Look, you're old and have problems getting it up. You should probably stick to doing it in a bed or at the very least, in your own house. If you're going to try something with bathtubs a foot apart in a meadow, someone is going to break a hip. A priaprism is probably the least of your worries at that point, Grandpa.