What is it with the spam I get for this blog's e-mail account? All of it -- I shit you not -- all of it is about increasing the size of my penis. The spam I get on my Yahoo account and my regular Gmail account is varied. Maybe someone is trying to sell me Vicodin (yes, please!) or Xanax. Perhaps they're trying to get me to refinance my home. Good luck with that, suckers. Sometimes, it seems that I have a secret crush or a booty call or a secret lover e-mail waiting for me somewhere. Delightful!
But at firstname.lastname@example.org? We only get penis e-mails. Is "I was told there would be bacon" the hip, new way to express your disappointment upon getting into a dude's pants and being greeted by a tiny ween? You know what? If it isn't, it really should be.
Here's a sampling from today. "FuckstickSignificantAntony" makes me giggle.
Increasing your penile size is your sure way towards s'e_xual health and well-being
As your dic'k gets larger, no woman will say "no"
See your dic'k swelling day by day!
Proven effect for your pen!s enlargement
Watch your thing getting bigger day by day!
New product to increase your male stick
Add more length and volume to your pen!le measurements!
Of course, I would imagine this post will significantly increase the amount of penis spam I get on a daily basis. I'm a genius like that.