We realize that you are a Very Important Raquetball Player. Did you realize when you busted into the studio to yell to the dude you had been playing with that the lights were off, the doors were closed, people were lying on the floor quietly and there was soft music playing?
Oh, you did notice, but you didn't care because you are too fucking cool to be considerate to other people who pay their gym memberships to be able to use the facilities, too. I understand. I mean, it was quiet in there, so you obviously needed to yell instead of speaking at a normal volume or God forbid, whispering.
And we all know you're cool. You didn't need to wait until our instructor walked away after asking you to please keep it down to tell us that someone asking you politely to lower your voice would only want to make you talk louder. Oh, honey. It was totes obvious! Bonus points for the sarcastic remark about the martial arts class in the studio across the hall. You're so fucking clever, I can't stand it! The shit you said about people with tattoos being stupid? Wow. That's cutting edge. And to say it within earshot of people who have tattoos? Dude. You rule.
In closing, I hope your dick falls off, you fucking asshole.
Yours in Christ,