To: Rosalyn J. Valle (Rosalyn@BestBuy.com)
Re: My boyfriend's pecker keeps slipping out
Cuties always hee-hawed at me and even fellows did in the urban john!
Well, now I sriek at them, because I took M_E GA D IK
for 4 months and now my prick is very much weightier than world.
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First of all, Rosalyn, I'm terribly sorry to hear about your boyfriend's pecker. Wait. Did you say "pecker?" Seriously? Who says that?
Do you really think you should be sending such potentially lascivious e-mails from your work address? I'm guessing Best Buy monitors the hell out of your shit. And pecker is probably a red flag word. I can't say I appreciate you sending such e-mails to my work address, either. Christ, I could get in trouble. Thanks a lot, you dumb whore.
I really don't know why you're telling me this or what you want me to do about it. It's not like I'm Dr. Ruth or Dr. Drew or Sue Johanson. Sure, I'm the resident sexpert of this blog. Granted, I'm the only one here. Still ... I think you need more help than I can give you, sister. Especially after reading the actual content of your e-mail. Why are you taking the M_E GA D IK? What are you not telling me? Rosalyn honey, you have a problem. Put down the crack pipe and get some help. Until then, please stop e-mailing me.