Yes, it only took a month for eHarmony to find me a third "match." Yes, a military guy 10 years older and an inch shorter than me. We're off to a smashing start there. Ooooh, he's got what seems to be an oddly close mentoring relationship with his best friend? Nice. And he makes certain to stress his faith is very important to him.
I'm sure he'd be all over a drinking, cursing, commie, pinko, homo,America-hating, terrorist-loving, baby-killer like me. Yes, I have been called that.
I know Christine set up that dating blog and was more than willing to finance my eHarmony membership in the interest of "science" and hilarity, but man ... there is just no way I can bring myself to consider even fake dating the kind of dudes I'd get if I changed my profile to be all Christian-y and proper. It was a good idea, though. Maybe someday I'll be up to the task.
Quite frankly, I'm not sure I could be arsed to do any real dating at the moment. All that getting-to-know-you crap just seems so lame. I need someone who already knows that shit, or just doesn't really care. I suppose the former is preferable to the latter. Not that I really care.
I think I'll stop now. Is it any wonder at all why I'm single?