19 July 2007

An open letter.

To the guys who use the weight machines at the Bally's in St. Louis Park:

Please bring a towel when you work out so you can wipe down your machines, you sweaty, hairy, smelly fucksticks.

The last thing I want to see when I go to use the hamstring curl machine is a greasy imprint of your face on the bench.

Thanks in advance.

Kisses,
Jess

2 comments:

Mr. Shain said...

sorry!

Jess said...

Oh, if only I could believe you.