31 July 2007
It looks like this is goodbye.
Farewell, KG. I hope you'll understand that I won't be able to watch you. For a while, anyway. It'll just hurt too much. Thanks for all the good times, and for making the not-so-good times bearable.
To Kevin McHale and Glen Taylor: Fuck you. How could you screw up the only good thing that ever happened to this franchise? I hope you both contract a particularly virulent and drug resistant strain of gonorrhea. The Timberwolves are dead to me.
To Kirk Hinrich: You and your Bulls have been promoted from my second-favorite team to Favorite Team status. Congrats!