I hate internet-speak with the white-hot intensity of a thousand burning suns. I'm not at all fond of cats. Put the two together and you have Lolcats, which make me want to do many things, including but not limited to: slit my wrists, punch someone in the throat, gouge my eyes out and scream.
Why the sudden explosion of them and other Lolwhatevers? Even you, Kissing Suzy Kolber?
If you need me, I'll be WSTS.