The only difference between the bathroom here at work and Let's Make a Deal, is that I get to look behind each door before I make a decision. Well, I'm not winning any fabulous prizes either. Nor do I have to dress up in weird costumes. Okay, fine, it's nothing like "Let's Make a Deal." Just work with me anyway. Please?
Do I want door number one (my usual stall by the way), which looks to have either a drop of blood or horrifyingly discolored pee on the seat? How about door number two? It looks like it could be a piece of lint. I hope it's lint. Door number three? Most definitely piss on the seat.
I rolled the dice and hoped it wasn't a chunk of poo on the seat behind door number three.
It was lint. Whew. Now I just have to remember to use that same stall the rest of the day.
Also, welcome to everyone from Adventure Rider. I'm quite tickled to be one of the "strange minnesotan blogger chicks." I'm terrified of motorcycles, by the way.