10 April 2007

Bus grossness.

To Stinkypants McGee sitting next to me: If you're going to be ripping that much ass every 30 seconds or so, could you at least do it loud so it's funny? The hilarity really helps cut down on the perceived awfulness of the stench.

And to you, Chewy Von Spittoon: I saw you take that huge wad of tobacco out of the tin and cram it in your mouth. That's fucking disgusting in it's own right, but you really couldn't wait until you got off the bus? GROSS.

3 comments:

blythe said...

sorry. i'll try to sit further from you next time.

Jess said...

Thanks, blythe. That's ever so considerate of you!

Virginia Belle said...

ugh. i am so sorry you have to deal with these people!!!