I've been hearing things about Justin Timberlake making a short joke about Prince at some awards show. Or reading them, I guess. I really don't pay all that much attention to celebrity gossip, unless it comes from The Superficial.
However, yesterday in the Minneapolis paper, I read more about it from Gossip Columnist, C.J.. Apparently, this is something of a burgeoning feud.
Seriously? A feud?
Let me tell you something, Justin Timberlake: you aren't fit hold Prince's jock. Or wear his high-heeled boots. Whatever. You know what I mean. You were in a boy band. You're feuding with PRINCE. The man is a musical genius with a career spanning four decades. You were in a boy band. And quite frankly, I think you owe a great deal of your success to Timbaland's skills as a producer. Prince was making music before you were so much as a gleam in your parents' eyes.
And he may be a tiny, unattractive man, but he has more sexy in his pinkie than you have in your entire body. I can't explain it, because I am six inches taller than the man and I really don't find him the least bit attractive, but damn is he sexy.
So, Justin Timberlake, you can lick my pasty white ass.