For the first time since Whatshisfuckingface left, I'm absolutely, totally horny. Not that there haven't been episodes of it in the past few months; oh, there have been. But this is several days of unrelenting horniness -- it's damn near all I can think about. I take this as a good sign.
Now, where is Booty Call Matt when I need him?
My most sincere of apologies to the one relative of mine I know has read this blog ... though, you probably have already learned more than you ever wanted to know already. Still ... sorry!