Francisco Liriano is an All-Star.
Even though that malcontent A.J. Pierzynski made the team via The Final Vote (that's the problem with a democratic election ... people are stupid), Liriano will make the team as a replacement for Jose Contreras. Thank you, Jeebus. He's leading the league in ERA by about one full run, for Christ's sake.
It's not like I wasn't going to watch the game tomorrow night or anything. I mean, not only are Supernatural (Batgirl's Nickname Guide) and The Chairman playing, but that hot piece of Republican ass Barry Zito made the team, too.
Still, I am thrilled to bits to see that justice has been served and a deserving player made the team. It gives me hope.