My dear friend Malina gave me an idea a couple of days ago. Instead of calling my ex by his name, she called him Whatshisfuckingface. Could be because she didn't really remember his name. Could be because he's turning in to quite the jerk. Probably a little from Column A and a little from Column B.
Regardless, I find it kind of catchy. And, it makes me feel better, in a nasty, vindictive sort of way. So, I went back and changed his given name in my blog entries to "Whatshisfuckingface."